Delaney Branger is (one of) my best friends in the entire world. Universe. Solar system. Universe is bigger than solar system. My order is off. That just shows how much I love her. We're at my house and we're doing nothing. Delaney is mad because she wants to check her myspace and I'm blogging- and I WANT A KITTY. I waaaaaaaaannnnnnnttt a kitty. I want a kitty named Gremlin. He's amazing and aodrable and black and has white ears. And he's energetic and cute and my mom stinks :(Moral of today: Don't send pictures of yourself (wink those kind of pictures) to manwhores. Don't do it. Really, just don't.
Oh my God I love mad libs, too. Have you ever tried the Webb? Yeah, I heard it was creamy. Yeah my computer is tired after all this thrusting. And Delaney goes down on her computer. Plus she could talk to her vagina for hours! I'm sorry, this is too much for me. Alright.

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