It makes me feel ANIMATED!

Just kidding. E-surance commercials are sooo dumb. Windex commercials are funny though.

"This is not my house. This is not my house! *bang*"
BWAHAHAHA.

It doesn't really make sense if you think about it, why wouldclan windows make him think that it wasn't his house? Just because it was clean? Well, maybe, you shouldn't rely on your wife so much, get your ass up from that nap your taking, and clean the damn windows yourself! I hate how in all of those cleaner liquid commercials, the women are always cleaning while the men are always lounging somewhere.
NO WAY. That girl did not run and do a vault or whatever on one leg. You can't run on one leg, and you need to run to do that. So psh nawt visa commercials.

Okay, back to the feature presentation: Bruse Almighty. That sucks for him. He gets fired for making weird fces on television and calling someone a fucker or whatever, (am I allowed to say that on here? I hope there is no language police) and the he gets like beat up by some gang or whatever and-- He is just mean. He doesn't have to take it out on his poor girlfriend. I like the davantages of using a laptop, sittin' in front of the TV and blogging. Jim carrey is a good actor, he makes funny faces... they pull all the same stunts in all these movies. He throws the pager; pager still beeps! I've seen it in movies before.
OMG ITS... not Van. Okay never mind this sucks it is not Van. He and Barbara Jean are the only reason I watch Reba. Why isn't there any Sonics in my area? Man, that sucks. I have to call Jade! I'm going to her house tomorrow, maybe. If I can get ahold of her. Be right baaaack! Okay, it's ringing. Ringing. Ringing. Riningggg... Voicemail. That's so Jade. Ha.
Back to the movie: I like big white rooms... OH MY GOD THE REALIZATION OF THE CENTURY: MORGAN FREEMAN IS GOD! Wow, that really explains a lot.
"God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant!" :)
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